A new mother just gave birth and immediately fell into a coma.

When she wakes up, the doctor informs her she gave birth to twins, a girl and a boy. The woman asks, “who named them?” And the doctor replies, “your brother.” The woman thinks, “not by brother, he’s crazy!” And she asks the doctor for the names. The doctor says, “he named the girl Denice.” The woman thinks, “that’s not too bad.” and asks, “what did he name the boy?” The doctors replies, “DeNephew.”