A hunter shoots himself in the genitals with his shotgun.

A few hours later lying in a hospital bed he’s approached by a doctor. “The good news is you are going to be ok” “the bad news is there is some pretty significant buckshot damage to your penis, so I’m going to have to refer you to my sister”. “Is she a plastic surgeon”? asked the hunter. “No says the doctor” “she plays the flute so she can teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your face”……