A man was having a pee at a urinal in Jamaica when a local man joined him..

"What is that tattoo you have on your penis?" Says the local man "Oh, it says WY now because it was the name of my ex girlfriend, Wendy, so when I get an erection it says her name.." says the man. "Take a look at this" the Jamaican shows the man his penis, also having WY on his penis.. "Is your ex girlfriend called Wendy too?" The local man laughs, "no, when I get an erection mine says, Welcome to Jamaica, I hope you enjoy your stay!"