Son to father

Son: Dad , maths teacher has summoned you. Dad: what did you do now? Son: he asked what is 5 times 10, i said 50. Now whats 10 times 5 Father: what kind of shitfuckery is this? Son: exactly thats what i said. next day… Son: Did you visit maths teacher? Dad: was busy today, i ll stop by tomorrow Son: Dont bother, instead go to principals office Dad: what happened now? Son: Phys-ed teacher asked to raise both the hands on the air, i raised. Then he asked raise both your feet’s up. Dad: Both hands up, both feet up. How the fuck are you supposed to stand up? On your dick? Son: exactly, thats what i said Next day.. Son: Dad, dont bother going to principals office. Dad: why? Son: they expelled me. Dad: why? Son: i went to principals office, maths teacher, phys-ed teacher and science teacher were in the office too. Dad: what the fuck was that dick faced science teacher doing there? Son: Exactly..